i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it
girl soldier is pulled in a pond by horny mermaids
uuhh this description sounds like a porno ahahah
drew this while i was waiting for food :0~~
Let's dream and sail together the sea that washes away all our tears
You know what i want? I want season 3 to start with on the day that sherlock died a year or two later and lestrade is having a meeting with a group of people and saying “today is the day that a great detective, sherlock holmes, died”
And then everyone in the room gets a text that says “WRONG”
it’s on my desh again I cant help but rebloging again
YES
omg so much yes!
Saint Oniisan (01-08), by Nakamura Hikaru
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
i did it. i finally defined tumblr dot com
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